Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn’t work because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from nobody.
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it [...]
(NEWS) - Newt Gingrich said Tuesday he wouldn’t vote for Ron Paul if the Texas congressman squeezed his balls in a vice.
Speaking to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, Gingrich slammed Paul as out of line with mainstream Republican viewpoints, including his stance on Israel, Iran, gays and aborted babies.
